I know that my family is not exactly what you would call… normal. No, I am not trying to be mean in any way, I am simply stating some facts here. I come from a clan of seriously odd human beings who failed to be able to see the error in their thinking. More often than not, I find myself giving up and walking away from my family members rather than trying to have a long conversation with them. I think that is for the best, after recently letting my Grandma talk my ear off for several hours. I decided that she really needed some company after all this time in isolation and dropped by my Grandma’s house last weekend! That’s when she proceeded to spend the entire afternoon telling me about her heating, cooling, and air quality control system. If that sounds seriously dry and mundane, let me tell you that hearing about someone else’s indoor air conditions control idea and related temperature failures honestly does not spark imagination. However, it sure seems like her heating, cooling, and air quality control issues have caused quite an interesting narrative in her head. Namely, my Grandma now thinks that her forced air furnace, air conditioner unit, and control unit have teamed up against her to work together with the aliens who intend on invading our planet. Somehow, she got it in her head that the control unit was listening to her conversations and the forced air furnace was radioing reports to UFOs around the planet. When I recommended that we call a heating, cooling, and air quality control specialist to check things out. She told me that the HVAC dealership was operated by aliens, too.