I suppose that my family isn’t exactly what you would call..normal.
No, I’m not trying to be mean in any way, but I am simply stating some facts here.
I come from a clan of extremely weird human beings who failed to be able to see the error in their thinking, however more often than not, I find myself giving up and walking away from my family members rather than trying to have a long conversation with them. I guess that’s for the best, after recently letting my Grandma talk my ear off for several minutes. I decided that she legitimately needed some company after all this time in isolation and dropped by my Grandma’s house last weekend, and that’s when she proceeded to spend the entire day telling me about her heating, cooling, and air quality control system. If that sounds extremely dry and mundane, let me tell you that hearing about someone else’s air quality control system and related temperature failures honestly does not spark imagination, however, it sure seems like her heating, cooling, and air quality control problems have caused quite an interesting narrative in his head. Namely, my grandma now thinks that his forced air gas furnace, a/c unit, and control unit have teamed up against her to work in tandem with the aliens who intend on invading our planet. Somehow, she got it in her head that the control unit was listening to her conversations and the forced air gas furnace was radioing reports to UFOs around the planet. When I recommended that she call a heating, cooling, and air quality control supplier to check things out. She told me that the Heating and A/C dealership was operated by aliens, too.